Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
Sometimes you really need to plug a whole bunch of USB accessories in at the same time and also know what time it is. I'm glad this bear is anticipated my needs so stylishly.
I have come up with so many creative and inventive ways to get my cell phone to stand up properly so I can watch videos. If only I had a friendly bear to take care of that for me.
Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!
Is that a zombie dog dressed up as a bear? Fearsome!
Chocolate Bear! I appreciate your dedication to formal wear for this most important meeting.