I'm sorry to make breakfast so traumatic but this little bear just BEGGED me to have his plea for mercy posted on the site. I can't promise that be escaped unscathed but you can help prevent atrocities like this in the future. Only eat foods shaped like inanimate objects!
It seems a bit incongruous that pancakes would feature bedtime and messages to lul you to sleep. Let's just pretend this was one of those super special days when you get to have breakfast for dinner. I remember being SO excited to eat pancakes and bacon after the sun went down. Now I know that my parents probably just didn't have time to go to the store that day but it was pretty magical when I was six. Almost as magical as those nights as an adult when I can't manage to get it together to eat a
From now on I demand that a tiny, pink fondant bear with a bow on her head on everything I eat. I want every restaurant to know I'm coming so it will be on my pad see ew when I get there. I don't think I'll eat her, maybe my personal assistant can carry her around for me. She doesn't even have to be edible. But she does have to be adorable.