Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
Falling down in the shower is seriously not cool, especially when you're ancient like me and risk shattering like an old, dry piece of coral. Protect yourself and spruce up the tub with a new friend.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
I'll use this when I take a bath with my cupcake scented bath gel and cotton candy sugar scrub. I'll take sugar shock through my skin anytime!
Getting out of the bath doesn't have to be as boring as everyone says (because you know everyone talks about it being so boring). But be careful with that hook, you're naked after all.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.