Repeat after me: I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps, I will not eat the soaps!
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
Spending a little Valentine's Day time with yourself in a fizzy, floral bath can be just as good as spending it with someone else.
Getting out of the bath doesn't have to be as boring as everyone says (because you know everyone talks about it being so boring). But be careful with that hook, you're naked after all.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
This companion cube soap will keep you alert and on your toes with it's Mountain Dew scent. Gamers gonna game. But are they gonna shower?
Imagine sitting back in a warm bath with a book and letting a bomb fizzle and putter around and suddenly, how did this donut get here?