Getting out of the bath doesn't have to be as boring as everyone says (because you know everyone talks about it being so boring). But be careful with that hook, you're naked after all.
What's spiny and slippery and smells a little like Christmas? Soap shaped like a hedgehog! Good thing it's not very pointy, bath time could get scary.
Imagine sitting back in a warm bath with a book and letting a bomb fizzle and putter around and suddenly, how did this donut get here?
Falling down in the shower is seriously not cool, especially when you're ancient like me and risk shattering like an old, dry piece of coral. Protect yourself and spruce up the tub with a new friend.
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.