Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!
Cuts and scrapes need some fashionable protection. It's time to graduate from Spongebob and Care Bears to something a little more refined.