No need to be dramatic.
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Sometimes you're just not feeling quite right, not like your bubbly, happy-go-lucky, sweet as pie self. I know those days, I understand. It's going to be okay I promise. Just take two of these and call me in the morning.