No need to be dramatic.
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Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
Cuts and scrapes need some fashionable protection. It's time to graduate from Spongebob and Care Bears to something a little more refined.
Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.