No need to be dramatic.
Poor sweet cupcake, did you scrape your sweet little knee? Let's slap a cupcake on that and sweeten it up a little.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.
I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.