No need to be dramatic.
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.
Poor sweet cupcake, did you scrape your sweet little knee? Let's slap a cupcake on that and sweeten it up a little.
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Cuts and scrapes need some fashionable protection. It's time to graduate from Spongebob and Care Bears to something a little more refined.