I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!
Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
No need to be dramatic.
Cuts and scrapes need some fashionable protection. It's time to graduate from Spongebob and Care Bears to something a little more refined.
Babe-raham Lincoln is welcome to tend to my cuts and bruises anytime!