Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
Poor sweet cupcake, did you scrape your sweet little knee? Let's slap a cupcake on that and sweeten it up a little.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
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Cuts and scrapes need some fashionable protection. It's time to graduate from Spongebob and Care Bears to something a little more refined.
Sometimes you're just not feeling quite right, not like your bubbly, happy-go-lucky, sweet as pie self. I know those days, I understand. It's going to be okay I promise. Just take two of these and call me in the morning.