Breaking up hurts, and sometimes you just need a little attention and a little pity and a little recognition for the pain you have to remind everyone of constantly.
I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!
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Sometimes you're just not feeling quite right, not like your bubbly, happy-go-lucky, sweet as pie self. I know those days, I understand. It's going to be okay I promise. Just take two of these and call me in the morning.
Nothing's really that bad. Bop kitty on the nose and everything will be fine.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
No need to be dramatic.