I don't want to think about my cuts and scrapes, I want to think about breakfast!
You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
Cuts and scrapes need some fashionable protection. It's time to graduate from Spongebob and Care Bears to something a little more refined.
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