bacon

bacon,geek,nerd,socks,words
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Show off a little leg and a little outsider status at the same time.

bacon,bath,breakfast,eggs,inedible,soap,toast
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As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.

bacon,bedding,blankets,pancakes,rug,sheets
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The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.

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