That is one tiny, balanced meal!
Show off a little leg and a little outsider status at the same time.
On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!
As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!