The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.
Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!
There is bacon in this cupcake and the top looks like an egg so I see NO good reason that this wouldn't be perfectly acceptable as a breakfast dish. Have at it.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.