As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.
Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!
Don't forget the most important meal of the day and your most important accessory!
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
There is bacon in this cupcake and the top looks like an egg so I see NO good reason that this wouldn't be perfectly acceptable as a breakfast dish. Have at it.