Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!

I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.

You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.

That is one tiny, balanced meal!