As much as I'd love to be able to eat and wash myself at the same time, some things should be kept separate for hygiene's sake.
Whipped bacon cream sandwiched between milk chocolate pig cookies? I'll take all of them. Send them to CheezHQ, Seattle WA. Thanks!
You better be careful spouting off about your love for bacon, you might end up with one of these on your doorstep.
The only way I could handle sleeping in a bed of pancakes and syrup is if I knew I'd wake up to real pancakes and syrup to satisfy the cravings that developed overnight.
On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!
You love it, admit it. Sure it's trendy to love bacon, but you know in your heart you loved bacon before it was a thing.