Shame. Kids are getting hooked on Nintendo younger and younger these days.
Awwwwwww what a precious widdle lord of the underworld. Who's the cutest evil fwiend ever? YOU ARE!
It shuts them up AND makes them cuter!
Baby, make room! I'm about to snuggle all up in that there Totoro.
Come quick! The new prince/princess of the forest is born!
Even if they can't pronounce "mitochondria" yet, they'll appreciate the funny squiggles!