Mom, I hate sharing you with the iPod charger!
Ohhhhh I just wanna pinch your squishy little cheeks and poke you in the hippo belly!
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
Sure this is for babies, but can't you also see how cute this would be hanging from your car's visor? Thought so.
If your kid can't build her own blogging platform by the time she's four I don't even want to talk to you.