Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.