Good luck stirring this bubbling brew, that stick is stuck into a caramel apple which has in turn been dipped in chocolate and then decorated with more modeling chocolate! What? That's amazing!
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?