Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.
A jig a day keeps the doctor away.
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?