From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
Good luck stirring this bubbling brew, that stick is stuck into a caramel apple which has in turn been dipped in chocolate and then decorated with more modeling chocolate! What? That's amazing!
I feel a very tasty story coming on!
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.