I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.
Good luck stirring this bubbling brew, that stick is stuck into a caramel apple which has in turn been dipped in chocolate and then decorated with more modeling chocolate! What? That's amazing!
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.