From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
A jig a day keeps the doctor away.
Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
I suck at baking, maybe having Kitty around to shout reminders at me will help.