This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
I bet a teacher would appreciate a cupcake that looks like an apple even more than an actual apple. Yes, they are the pillars of society, but everyone needs an unhealthy treat now and again. Plus, maybe it's some sort of apple spice cake, that's not so unhealthy right? I'd even eat that!