Bringing a gift to your teacher may not insure a good grade but might get you out of crappy tasks!
I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
Take a bite out of your weekend! It won't bite back I promise. It's sunny! Go outside and eat fruit!
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Good luck stirring this bubbling brew, that stick is stuck into a caramel apple which has in turn been dipped in chocolate and then decorated with more modeling chocolate! What? That's amazing!