That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!
I wish I knew what was inside this lovely green apple dessert! Is it a cake? An actual apple? some sort of pastry or bean paste? Mochi? I want to eat it no matter what!
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!