I could never master the wheel in pottery class in high school, but I'm sure glad that someone did. This heart would make a fantastic gravy boat. Mmmmm gravy made with love.
I feel a very tasty story coming on!
A jig a day keeps the doctor away.
Looking for a snack? Why not Zoidberg?
This cheese dude is clearly from a bygone era before every parent outfitted their kids with pads and braces for every joint and a big dorky helmet. Rock on, cheese dude!
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.