That giant bag of raw almonds in my desk drawer is so depressing I can hardly even think about it. Especially now, seeing a snack that would just brighten up my day. Stupid almonds, Y U NO CUTE?
Just be careful not to hit the "blow dry" button while you're in the tub.
From the file of "Things That Look Like Other Things" comes this awesome magic apple!
You wouldn't dare pull anything out of your purse that isn't made by Apple, would you? I didn't think so.
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
I'd like to see how all my clothes look on someone with a tiny head and a rail thin body.
Take a bite out of your weekend! It won't bite back I promise. It's sunny! Go outside and eat fruit!