I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.
If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.