If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
Oh please please please tell me the blue one splits into three smaller balls!
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!