Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!
If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.