Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Oh please please please tell me the blue one splits into three smaller balls!