I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!
If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.