You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!