Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
Oh please please please tell me the blue one splits into three smaller balls!
Will the board game version of angry birds be anywhere near as addictive as the phone game? Doubtful. Will it be super fun nonetheless? Absolutely!
If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!
You dumb pig with your blank eyes and crooked crown, You will PAY!
Obviously what this lunch is missing is eggs! but don't waste your food by throwing it at those pigs over there.