If only these would actually let me fling birds about, I'd be even less productive than I already am!

You know what, birds? It's about time you perk up and realize that the world isn't out to get you. Maybe give up on the egg rescue mission. Enjoy what you've got, you're really bringing me down.

Careful that someone doesn't try to fling your head across the landscape from a slingshot!

It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.

Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.

Will the board game version of angry birds be anywhere near as addictive as the phone game? Doubtful. Will it be super fun nonetheless? Absolutely!

I don't care if it's a wedding, a birthday or a baby shower, I want every party cake to be an Angry Birds party cake!