This guy has a lot of names, I'll give him that. Despite the overnamification, he's so cute in a sad, bedraggled way. I kinda want to give him a bath and a meal and a comfy place to sleep it off.
Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.
These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.
Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?
There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.
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