Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
This guy has a lot of names, I'll give him that. Despite the overnamification, he's so cute in a sad, bedraggled way. I kinda want to give him a bath and a meal and a comfy place to sleep it off.
What is today going to be like, happy cloud or sad cloud? We know it's going to be cloudy either way being Seattle and all, let's shoot for happy!
Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?
These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.