There are few things more evocative of Christmas spirit than the little sad tree from the Carlie Brown Christmas Special. Putting it on a star is giving it the respect it deserves.
There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.
This guy has a lot of names, I'll give him that. Despite the overnamification, he's so cute in a sad, bedraggled way. I kinda want to give him a bath and a meal and a comfy place to sleep it off.
Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.