There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.
Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
This guy has a lot of names, I'll give him that. Despite the overnamification, he's so cute in a sad, bedraggled way. I kinda want to give him a bath and a meal and a comfy place to sleep it off.
These gnomes look a little sad, like they're always thinking difficult thoughts. Handy to have around when you have something to really mull over.
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?