Perk up, Pokemans! Don't just lay around like a lump!

There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.

These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.

Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?

Whether you're wiping away tears or the sniffles, this guy is just concerned with your well being.

I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.