Poor little guy has a tummyache after the two breakfasts and giant lunch he had. Won't you take the lollipop off his hands to give him some relief?
It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.
These gnomes look a little sad, like they're always thinking difficult thoughts. Handy to have around when you have something to really mull over.
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
I hope that after you wear this for a while, you'll find a nice place to let the poor little guy go.
These turtles are a little lumpy and misshapen and sad but they deserve love just as much as any of us. I'll show them love by nomming them.