The grey owl, that's who!
I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.
Hey owl! It's okay, you can come sit with us! Here, borrow my scarf, you look cold. Do you want some of my hot chocolate? So when do we get to dig into this awesome cake anyway?
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
For when you want to go all out with your blingy self but stay on top of the trends.
Got a Mean Girls themed party to go to? Thrown on some owl eyes and lingerie and you're set!
What a wise old owl to watch over your valuables.