The grey owl, that's who!
I would buy fresh veggies from a well-dressed guinea pig any day.
It's nice to have a soft little friend
Got a Mean Girls themed party to go to? Thrown on some owl eyes and lingerie and you're set!
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
He's always aware of what's going on, never blinking. You can feel safe with this dude around.
What a wise old owl to watch over your valuables.