I would buy fresh veggies from a well-dressed guinea pig any day.
Don't get salty with me owl, I'm gonna shake you upside down until your brains sprinkle on my food.
The grey owl, that's who!
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It's an owl, it's a kitty, it's both! And it wants to accessorize all your outfits! Fine by me, accessorize away, owlkitty!
Hey owl! It's okay, you can come sit with us! Here, borrow my scarf, you look cold. Do you want some of my hot chocolate? So when do we get to dig into this awesome cake anyway?
Those excellent hand stitching skills ensure a peaceful nap for our little owly friend here.