We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
When you turn your monthly report in to the big boss, don't you think it would be better appreciated with a little whimsy thrown in?
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.