Available at: Rakuten http://en.item.rakuten.com/wich/kittyscope/ ($21.36)
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Available at: Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Hamster-Japanese-Erasers-8-Pc/dp/B001EMYOEQ ($6 for 8)
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
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