Sushi is good lookin' but you can't exactly keep it sitting on your desk as decoration. Now you can have the looks with no smell AND it will help your productivity!
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
Manila folders are so boring and easy to mix up. Wouldn't it make more sense to file auto insurance under "blue with mustache"?
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?