I'll take mine with no onions please.
It's a shame you can't eat a scarf, but at least now you have a scarf that looks cute even when you're not wearing it!
You can find this cutie at missusD for $25. http://www.etsy.com/viewlisting.php?listingid=39435295
There's nothing better than a traditional, cozy cable-knit sweater. Even a snowman can agree.