Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.
I can't help imagining that it would be so awesome to bury my nose in these squishy sundaes and sleep in a pile of them. So sweet!
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Statistics have never been so squee!
I'm stuffed but this shrimp scampi was so good I want to just wrap it around my neck like a scarf.