This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
There's nothing better than a traditional, cozy cable-knit sweater. Even a snowman can agree.
This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.
It's a shame you can't eat a scarf, but at least now you have a scarf that looks cute even when you're not wearing it!