It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
Most of the pigeons around here have mangled feet. This is surprisingly accurate!
Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.
This guy has all the right skills for his vocation.
Rock your tunes while remaining Hello Kitty chic!