Remember, even the dinosaurs had outcasts among them. They're the ones who invented humans. Treat them gently.
If you didn't have at least one of these toys as a kid, your childhood didn't count. Don't worry, here's your chance to make it up to yourself. And yes, they totally work.
I fear that if I had a little donut friend in my purse all the time, I'd get hungry constantly! Maybe if they doubled as pez dispensers?