Your pots and pans need to know that you appreciate them too!
So much better than crepe paper! I know the theme of my next party!
My chocolates just aren't explosive enough.
Keep on the right side of the street, make a full stop at a stop sign, and enjoy your snacks!
Cuttlefish are probably smarter than us, but can they crochet? Your move, Cephalopod!
Never fear! Even if your beloved weird frozen ice cream balls are unavailable by normal means, you can make your own!
Just looking at her makes me sleepy. Imagine what having her bedside could do.
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