Seven tentacles, removable hat, attitude, check!
Wouldn't you feel safer with a tiny friend in your pocket to whisper to?
If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.
No Star Trek TNG collection is complete without tiny crocheted versions of the whole cast. Essential.
What are you looking at, turtle? Is there something on the ground over there? Is it a bug? A ladybug? Aw, make friends with it!
Plastic ponies aren't snuggly enough. These soft friends are just what I need.