If you claim to not be even a tiny bit in love with sloths, I'm pretty sure you're lying.
There's no shame in being briny and delicious!
Don't worry, it's almost Christmas! Santa will change everything for you soon.
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
Sometimes you just need something sunny and snuggly to brighten up your day in the winter. This will do nicely!
I've always been a Meatwad fan myself. Now I can keep him in my pocket and squish him all the time!
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!