Trekkies, gather! For I have brought unto you all the TNG characters with which you yearn to cuddle!
Now I'm inspired to dress up like a reindeer and dance around with a bell. Thanks a lot, job!
Can you feel the plush tonight?
There's no shame in being briny and delicious!
He doesn't know how to ask for the loves he so desperately desires.
Oh how I miss that sweet afro and that soothing voice on weekend mornings.