I hate it when my enemies are all smug about getting stabbed.
They haven't grown their pokey bits yet, they're safe to cuddle.
I've always wanted to cuddle up with my very own squishy Millennium Falcon.
All aboard the friendliest crocheted bus ever made!
All you WOW lovers out there may recognize Speedy here, your favorite roaring baby turtle. Here's a pattern so you can crochet your own. (Note: You'll have to supply your own adorable sound effects)
Alfrey is sad an lonely. Won't you take him in and show him some happiness?
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!