Didn't you know? The Sonicare toothbrush was modeled after this!
I love it when my icing has something to teach me. It really justifies my gluttony.
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
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Because, like Hello Kitty, we need to be able to buy every household good shaped as a TARDIS.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
Oh Spring, why can't you be here now! Me and my buns need to have some serious tea parties in the garden!