I was just here, holding onto your stuff the whole time.
I wish I had a real little Steve Martin around to be wry and silly and to sing me to sleep. This will have to do.
Okay, so hamburgers aren't made of ham, we know that, but these little oinklets are so precious, I won't quibble over details. I know you want a kiss, piggie, but I have to warn you. I'm all kinds of hungry.
Just like the skirts of the cutest, pinkest, frilliest lolita dress, this lamp is versatile and super adorable. If only I had room for a vanity.
Practice makes perfect! If I had one of these at home I would RULE the arcade!
Be patient, mousey, when you hear the "DING!" then it will be cheese time.