There are days and then there are days, am I right? Some days you need a little pick me up, a little understanding, a little protection from the rain.
Tiny apartments can be a real drag when you want to have a garden to tend. Just hang it!
If you have a toddler you are pretty much legally obligated to dress them up like an Ewok. Don't think, just do it.
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
You can't get along for five minutes without a vampire reference? Here you go!