I could eat eggs with every meal, this doesn't have to be a morning only accessory.
Though combining amigurumi, cupcakes and Cthulhu seems like overkill, somehow it all comes together here. Now make it out of fondant!
Some moms may have a fit if you get your love immortalized in a real tattoo. This should make any mom happy without a heart attack.
Maybe if I press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start on this, I'll have 30 extra chances to get to work on time.
What a wise old owl to watch over your valuables.