Cool off with a cat fan! She'll also control your soul. Be warned.
There are few things more evocative of Christmas spirit than the little sad tree from the Carlie Brown Christmas Special. Putting it on a star is giving it the respect it deserves.
Dinner parties can be boring for little kids. Give them something to play with.
Don't worry, it's almost Christmas! Santa will change everything for you soon.
I know I'd be too tempted to walk around all day going, "wakkawakkawakkawakka."
When it's time to take notes on a lecture, pretend it's really snack time. It makes the time go faster, promise.
Even gloopy little green monsters need love. Can you really deny those sweet puppy dog eyes?