Jellyfish are probably one of the coolest creatures on the planet. Too bad they don't really glow in the dark.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
You don't have to look cutesy and pink to show your love for the big HK.
Do you need everything you interact with to be related to Doctor Who? Here, bath time just got nerdy for you.
I'd be willing to get stranded on this island, no problem!
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step, followed by countless others, eventually merging into a relentless trudge."
Other inspiring proverbs found in the Disappointments Diary 2013:
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