It's true, what the cake says. But you have to admit there are also days when all you need is coffee or all you need is clean sheets or all you need is a cold dog nose. I'm just saying, don't limit yourself.
I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!