Is it snowing where you are? Did you get a magical white Christmas? I'm itching to get a load of snow dumped on us so I can make a proper snowman. Until then I'll just munch on this guy.
Hey look, if you squint a little, this puppy's head looks like a hot dog!
I need a body of water near my house now so I can throw a party and light a bunch of these.
Inside is a cyclops monster, there to love you forever. I accept!
You never know when you may need them! And if you have them on hand, you may find that you need them ALL THE TIME.
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.