Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.
Why limit your love to only one type of sweet treat?
Can you imagine seeing this pop up on Skype? What an awesome way to freak out your friends!
Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.
I wish my lunch would bring me balloons and show me its belly button more often. It would make eating at my desk every day a little less boring.
You can watch TV on the couch with your friends even if you don't have any!