I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.
This dude is so stoked that he's dating the cutest girl in town, and he should be, she's a catch! And to you girly, he loves you, use it to your advantage! (Hint, Diamonds!)
It's a wonder these dudes ever existed in the first place! Honor their memory with hugs!
I'm glad to see at least three pieces of real fruit on this sugar-bomb. Sprinkles, marshmallows, candy... I'm getting jittery just looking at it.
It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.