It's only a flesh wound!
Commemorate thumb cramps of yesteryear with some shiny bling!
Those excellent hand stitching skills ensure a peaceful nap for our little owly friend here.
Didn't you know? The Sonicare toothbrush was modeled after this!
They won't turn your milk sweet and delicious but they will keep you company while you eat.
Once when I was three I ate a whole tube of cherry Chapstick. I'm afraid this would inspire a repeat performance.
Cheep cheep but not super cheap.