May your bangles never fade!
Sure Valentine's Day isn't for a few more months. That doesn't mean you can't put a little love into your food all year round.
It's so nice of you to share, koala!
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
I'm sorry I have to do this, koala, but you're just too damn delicious.
Sometimes you're just too sick to stand up and fetch yourself a tissue.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?