He's such a softie for being an intrepid adventurer.
Even if you aren't near your family, you can have a family of your own on the shelf.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
I love corn, I love baby corn, I love cute, drooly babies with only one tooth. His little husk bib is just the cherry on top!
Only the brightest, most vibrant, cheerful rainbows for this Nyan Cat!
When I was a little girl I would have loved a little set of Lego-like blocks just for me, to make myself a birthday cake. Delight a little girl in your life with this set just for her!
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.