Once upon a time, sugar came in cubes or not cubes, brown or white. Now there are wondrous selections of accoutrements for your tea or coffee. Enough to suit any sweet tooth! It really is a wonderful world.
Considering how angry these birds are, I'm assuming that you'll have to find a friend with a pig lunch and get the eggs from them to complete your meal.
Pancakes on a plate are so last year. Put 'em on a stick!
I fully understand the impulse to make a half egg cake. A whole egg would just roll right off the plate!
Layer a few of these babies and send some seriously mixed messages.