How many hundreds of times do you think you'll get comments from non-Whovians about how pretty your bracelet is?
Gallop your pretty self over here into my mouth!
Puppies love to have their tails cranked while being fed wood shavings! Om nom nom!
Totoro is safe, he'll stay warm and cozy in his wee terrarium with his friends. No worries.
Cute enough to eat, eh?
You thought you had an impressive credit limit? Is your card literally made of gold, pearls and diamonds? I didn't think so.
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)