I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?
Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
I would love an original Le Corbusier chair in my living room but I doubt I'll ever afford one. I've resorted to pictures of chairs, books about chairs, scale models of chairs. And now I can wear my love of iconic design around my neck!
You could paint pretty much anything a pretty color and roll it in sprinkles and I'll be tempted to eat it.
Don't worry, I didn't forget where you stopped reading! Look, follow my lightning bolt, there! That's the spot!