Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Raaaaaaawr! For having such big sharp teeth, Domo is certainly benign. I mean really, has anyone actually SEEN him kill any kittens? All bark, no bite. Until I bite his leg off, that is.
Elephant, thank you for making me such a delicious and beautiful meal! You sure are talented and precise with that big trunk of yours. How you managed to carve a self-portrait out of cheese, I'll never know!
They may not earn you favor with your teachers, but they'll up your style quotient!
My kit includes 14 shades of lipgloss, half a pack of gum, some bar receipts, $4.36 in loose change, broken sunglasses and a scarf. That should keep me safe!
My dad has always had a rusty coffee can full of old nuts and bolts. I should make him a bowl!