This is the perfect card to thank a friend for a lovely dinner party. Look how happy that cat is to have eaten such a delicious meal!
Don't let Christmas get in the way of your love for all things gamery. Play on!
I don't have a real melon, but I've got juices!
Gents, do you miss kissing your ladyfriend who refuses to let your boar-bristle toothbrush of a mustache near her delicate skin? Solutions all up in this place!
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!
I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!