Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand
Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
Regardless of your feelings about gender roles, there's no denying that grease-spots on your clothes are inexcusable.
He's cheeky AND he likes to cook! What a guy!