As a refined individual you prefer the truly luxurious things in life: crustless sandwiches and well-groomed facial hair. No one can blame you for having your priorities in order.
Jellyfish are probably one of the coolest creatures on the planet. Too bad they don't really glow in the dark.
How lovely is your frosting! The little sprinkles that I spy, they twinkle sweetly at my eye! Oh cupcake tree, oh cupcake tree, I want to lick your branches.
Moar brains! Less military!
How many awesome scenes from Alice in Wonderland can someone pack into one elegant cake? My favorite part is the little cards at the base bent over to be croquet wickets. How obedient?
Finally, you can make your roommates paranoid with traumatic Goldeneye memories right in your own home!
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